You should have paid for the meditation classes.

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And I do not like it one bit.

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“Not that I know of,” I say, with a wink and a smile, to the hotel bartender who asked me if I had any children. Her smile tells me she’s picking up what I’m putting down, though it fades as she turns away to pour my shot and draw my beer from the tap.

This look is not a choice.

I hope you are proud of your boy. I took your financial advice to heart. I saved money whenever I could. I never bought things I couldn’t afford. And I never, ever, no matter what got a credit card.

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And now I'm in big friggin' trouble...

But then again, what isn't a metaphor for life?

Oh, wow, neat! That guy and I have the same backpack.

Or anything else that I don't understand!