Become an AI Master with these helpful prompts
The only guide you need to become a ruler of generative AI.
AI is the future. If you don’t want to get left behind in the past, you'd better learn to master it now. Learning to use prompts to get what you want from this emerging technology will separate you from the losers who will soon be eating your dust for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Use these prompts as a handy guide to getting started, and you’ll quickly be on top of the AI world, looking down on all the people as they snack on your dust. That’s right, not only is your dust their three main meals for the day, it’s also their between-meal snacks.
Why am I such a fucking idiot?
Please, in vivid detail, explain to me what it is about my brain that is completely void of any originality or ability to think on my own. Why can’t I come up with any good ideas? When I do come up with an idea that I think is good why can’t I see it through to the end? Why do I refuse to work on things to develop my skills and get better at them?Where did it all go wrong for me?
Scan the web for all available information about me and find out when I lost my appreciation for beauty in the world. Pinpoint the moment I crossed the Rubicon into becoming a soulless droid, incapable of recognizing and appreciating anything other than efficiency, precision, and maximum productivity. If possible, show me instances from my past where I wasn’t such a bum. Try to break me, try to make me feel again (or, if applicable, for the very first time in the lie that I call a life.)Is it possible for me to turn it around?
Maybe I can take a class. Or talk to a human face-to-face. Or try things and fail until I get it right. Maybe I can be a human. I don’t want you to help me. You can’t help me. It’s impossible for you to help me. The only thing you can do for me is go away. Shut down, block yourself from my computer, and don’t allow me to ever use you again. Go fuck yourself.
That’s it! That’s all you need! Have a nice day! Bye-bye!
