Crazy week, here are replies I owe the group chat
Plus, timestamps so you know what I'm talking about...
Sorry, fellas. I haven’t been as involved in our friendship this week as I’d like to be. Let me catch up on the conversations you’ve been having without me for the past seven days.
Saturday, June 7 - 2:39 PM
Does “Incredible Hulk 1” mean the one with Eric Bana or the one with Edward Norton?
Saturday, June 7 - 2:39 PM
…or are you actually talking about the Bill Bixby Hulks?
Saturday, June 7 - 3:07 PM
There’s a second plane in case something goes wrong with the first one. He says that in the movie. Also, so Tom Cruise can chase him in a plane.
Saturday, June 7 - 3:30 PM
Sorry, pals, can’t make it to a movie tonight. I don’t have any excuse or reason — I just want to stay at home.
Saturday, Jun 7 - 3:47 PM
Oh, shit. Is it time for us to go fight some cops?
Sunday, June 8 - 1:12 PM
Oh man, that guy sucks.
Sunday, June 8 - 3:01 PM
Gotta love when a guy’s at a place when the description for their show could say anything at all and people will watch it no matter what. The overview could say “a guy does things” and people would be like “fuck yeah, wanna see that guy do things.”
Sunday, June 8 - 4:46 PM
I can only answer this with a “wow, look how correct you are,” now, with the benefit of being in the future. But seriously, holy shit, you were right, look at what happened.
Monday, June 9 - 7:38 PM
I want to say that I thought it was good! But I’m kind of afraid because of the mixed reviews and the thought that all of you might not think it was good, and then you’ll all think less of me for thinking it was good.
Wednesday, June 11 - 5:50 PM
Oh man, that guy sucks.
Thursday, June 12 - 3:43 PM
It’s sad that I don’t have to ask “who is this for?” because I know who exactly this is for. It’s for so many people and they are all so dumb.
Thursday, June 12 - 5:25 PM
This shit makes me pro-gatekeeper. Some industry insiders should get to decide who is famous. If I were a movie star I’d be furious that I have to also now be a social media guy.
Thursday, June 12 - 5:28 PM
Imagine being a handsome, charming, talented movie star and then having to do a collab with this guy.
Thursday, June 12 - 5:29 PM
Oh, fuck. I can’t believe we are talking about this shit at the start of WW3.
Thursday, June 12 - 8:31 PM
Do slides count as “flip-flops”?
Thursday, June 12 - 9:21 PM
Oh man, he tricked me too. I used to think he was cool but that guy fucking sucks.
Saturday, June 14 - 3:31 PM
I think some people owe Mickey Rourke an apology.
