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Hey, Mom and Dad! I took your financial advice!
I hope you are proud of your boy. I took your financial advice to heart. I saved money whenever I could. I never bought things I couldn’t afford. And I never, ever, no matter what got a credit card.
A short list of things I could have done instead of watching The Brutalist three times
Six Hundred and Forty Five Minutes of my Life
A journal of my thoughts when trying to decide what to watch
Just use the watchlist, that’s what it’s there for.
We paid off your student loan. No need to say thanks.
We're sure you have a lot of questions.
I'm sorry, but you just don't have the follower count to work in our humble little shop
We'd be happy to consider you in the future after more people smash that follow button.
I Tried the Morning Habits of The Richest Man in the World™ for 60 Days
And now I'm in big friggin' trouble...
I can't help but view the act of sweeping the floor as a metaphor for life.
But then again, what isn't a metaphor for life?
A journal of my thoughts when I see a guy who has the same backpack as me
Oh, wow, neat! That guy and I have the same backpack.
I'm sorry, but I don't want to talk about politics!
Or anything else that I don't understand!
Please consider using your MLK Day of Service to help me with my new apartment
Honor Dr. King’s legacy by breaking down all this cardboard
Shopping at GNC makes me feel like a big dumb stupid idiot
Sometimes I do things that make me feel dumb and this is me writing about how dumb I feel when I do them.
Listen, Cat, you need to work on your pattern recognition skills
Why are you afraid of the cat-carrier when every time you go into the cat-carrier something good happens for you?