A journal of my thoughts when I see a guy who has the same backpack as me

Oh, wow, neat! That guy and I have the same backpack.

Aaron Hertzog 1/22/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/22/25

I'm sorry, but I don't want to talk about politics!

Or anything else that I don't understand!

Aaron Hertzog 1/20/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/20/25

Please consider using your MLK Day of Service to help me with my new apartment

Honor Dr. King’s legacy by breaking down all this cardboard

Aaron Hertzog 1/15/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/15/25

Shopping at GNC makes me feel like a big dumb stupid idiot

Sometimes I do things that make me feel dumb and this is me writing about how dumb I feel when I do them.

Aaron Hertzog 1/13/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/13/25

Listen, Cat, you need to work on your pattern recognition skills

Why are you afraid of the cat-carrier when every time you go into the cat-carrier something good happens for you?

Aaron Hertzog 1/8/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/8/25

I asked Bob Dylan how he writes his songs and now I need to make a few things clear.

Aaron Hertzog 1/7/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/7/25

Please consider keeping your Christmas lights up for the sake of my mental health

Aaron Hertzog 1/1/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/1/25

Comedy Writing Toolbox: Takeaways

How to be inspired by the art that you love without stealing from the artists that you love.

Aaron Hertzog 12/27/24 Aaron Hertzog 12/27/24

'Twas the morning of Christmas

Aaron Hertzog 12/18/24 Aaron Hertzog 12/18/24

Comedy Writing Toolbox: "Three Steps" to Success

Writing comedy is a "very simple" three-step process. If I can do it, so can you.

Aaron Hertzog (comedian, writer, friend) turns his thoughts, feelings, weird obsessions, and tiny meltdowns into comedy. Dumb thoughts and sharp takes about the cultural absurdities and common anxieties of modern life. To get weekly updates delivered right to your inbox, sign up for my mailing list.