I Tried the Morning Habits of The Richest Man in the World™ for 60 Days

And now I'm in big friggin' trouble...

Aaron Hertzog 2/7/25 Aaron Hertzog 2/7/25

I can't help but view the act of sweeping the floor as a metaphor for life.

But then again, what isn't a metaphor for life?

Aaron Hertzog 2/1/25 Aaron Hertzog 2/1/25

A journal of my thoughts when I see a guy who has the same backpack as me

Oh, wow, neat! That guy and I have the same backpack.

Aaron Hertzog 1/22/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/22/25

I'm sorry, but I don't want to talk about politics!

Or anything else that I don't understand!

Aaron Hertzog 1/20/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/20/25

Please consider using your MLK Day of Service to help me with my new apartment

Honor Dr. King’s legacy by breaking down all this cardboard

Aaron Hertzog 1/15/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/15/25

Shopping at GNC makes me feel like a big dumb stupid idiot

Sometimes I do things that make me feel dumb and this is me writing about how dumb I feel when I do them.

Aaron Hertzog 1/13/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/13/25

Listen, Cat, you need to work on your pattern recognition skills

Why are you afraid of the cat-carrier when every time you go into the cat-carrier something good happens for you?

Aaron Hertzog 1/8/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/8/25

I asked Bob Dylan how he writes his songs and now I need to make a few things clear.

Aaron Hertzog 1/7/25 Aaron Hertzog 1/7/25

Please consider keeping your Christmas lights up for the sake of my mental health

Aaron Hertzog 12/27/24 Aaron Hertzog 12/27/24

'Twas the morning of Christmas

Aaron Hertzog (comedian, writer, friend) turns his thoughts, feelings, weird obsessions, and tiny meltdowns into comedy. Dumb thoughts and sharp takes about the cultural absurdities and common anxieties of modern life. To get weekly updates delivered right to your inbox, sign up for my mailing list.