Rejected Titles for Aaron Copland's 'Fanfare for the Common Man'
A Flourish for Those Who Typically Go Unnoticed
A Stately Introduction for a Most Unlikely Subject
Now! That's What I Call an Entrance for Normal Folk (Vol. 1)
Based on this Little Ditty, You'll Never Guess Who's About to Walk into the Room
A Specifically Targeted Jab at an Unnamed Adversary (the Rumors are True) - feat. sarcastic French Horn and ironic Timpani
Fanfare for a Bumbling Idiot
Requiem for a Bozo
A Sarcastic Entrance Announcement for the Dumbest Man Alive
An Acidulous Induction to a Pompous Ass
Steve's Song
Play this song for Steve whenever he enters a room, so at first he'll be like "All this? For me?" in that fake-humble thing Steve does all the time, but then pretty soon he'll be like "Wait, why all this for me? Something feels off about this. I know Copland when I hear Copland. Is this some kind of joke on me? Is this because I called his music 'sentimental hogwash for backwoods yokels' that one time? It is, isn't it? That son of a bitch." Yeah, Steve, that's right. Who's the "artistically decrepit populist sellout" now, Steve? That's what I thought.
Aaron's Party (Come Get It)
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